"Gee, Mom, I oldtarts don't see what's oldtarts so mysterious. You know Diana has always oldtarts been oversexed. You oldtarts haven't seen her oldtarts orgasming like crazy every time some two-bit evil genius ties her up oldtarts and tries to oldtarts climax oldtarts her into submission or the way she grinds her hips back onto oldtarts the member of one of oldtarts those plantamals that capture her and try oldtarts to plant their seed in oldtarts her. I think she just got tired oldtarts of oldtarts being a technical virgin. She hadn't been violated and orgamsed silly oldtarts in so long, she shacked up oldtarts with that Steve Trevor who had been trying to get into her pants oldtarts for all these years. Looks like she was getting it so good oldtarts from ole Stevie, Sis got a little careless and let him put a little bun in her oldtarts oven. Then, when the shame of oldtarts being a pregnant oldtarts Fantastic Female got too bad pictures, she fled into hiding. But oldtarts don oldtarts't oldtarts worry oldtarts, Mom, I'll find her."
"And that Hephaestus was even worse. A few friendly oldtarts fucks weren't enough to get him to make you a new oldtarts golden lasso and magic girdle. No, he insisted I take out my magic diaphragm oldtarts so he could get me --"
'Just oldtarts a minute, Mom oldtarts." Dru asked, wheals turning. "I was born oldtarts just after Diana was sent to the World of Men. Does oldtarts that mean oldtarts that you ..."
* Production on teen soap oldtarts operas on the WB and Fox become erratic owing to dozens of oldtarts attractive nubile actresses in their ultra-fertile 20's oldtarts getting knocked up.
* "Fitness" magazine has a "Fit Pregnancy" offspring.
The oldtarts most shocking examples of all these goings on, however, was the virtual collapse of NPR when the girls oldtarts of the "fallopian jungle." Cokie Roberts, Nina Tottenberg , Linda Wortheimer, all decide oldtarts to oldtarts stay home with "this one." Of course idle hands ..., but that's another story oldtarts. The wags started to call it National Pregnant Radio. How did this happen?
Linda oldtarts opened the door to the oldtarts cottage wearing hot pants and a bra-less blouse tied just below her magnificent new set oldtarts of tits oldtarts (thanks to a healthy dose of vitamin Silicone taken at Ricky 's oldtarts suggestion oldtarts). Cokie and Nina almost had to oldtarts break elbows in their husbands' ribs to keep them oldtarts from oldtarts ogling. Knowing how to diffuse a tense situation, Linda ushered everyone oldtarts into the oldtarts sitting room oldtarts and had everyone high on wine coolers by the time Ricky came in from jogging on the beach.
Though they would never have admitted it, especially with their husbands right there, both Cokie and oldtarts Nina were rather oldtarts jealous when they got a look at oldtarts their older friend's lover. He was Latino and built. It was oldtarts obvious what Linda saw in him. The pictures excited oldtarts hostess just tuned oldtarts out her guests for several minutes as she oldtarts greeted Ricky with a sizzling kiss. Eyes closed, she oldtarts fondled the prominent erection through oldtarts his Speedos, while letting him toy with oldtarts her tits and make her moan from some naughtiness oldtarts his hand had found to do between oldtarts her legs. Steve and Charles grinned at each other and scooted closer to their wives who pretended not oldtarts to look.
When she pictures recovered oldtarts, the oldtarts program was over and the scene had shifted to banks of telephones. It was oldtarts pledge oldtarts week and "the kind of oldtarts quality programming you have just oldtarts seen oldtarts cannot oldtarts survive without your generous support." Steve and Charles had their checkbooks out, scribbling furiously.
"Yes, yes, dammit. I don't oldtarts care if I get too big to fit in my parking space, just FUCK ME.
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